January 2012
December 2011
When your friend kisses their boyfriend/girlfriend...
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whoops
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
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student:
me:
Those days where you feel lonely as fuck.
seeyalaterbaconator:
either someone’s kissing me on new years or i’m going down for sexual assault
LOLs
Waking up to goodmorning texts
jacquelinechangg:
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@andy-lim (;
so i watched mission impossible: ghost protocol in...
and my mom slept through the whole movie…. for 2 and a half hours…. while the seats moved, blew air, and sprayed water at us…… i… wat????? my dad and i were laughing so hard xD